Testimonials: What people say about Jackie:

Ironic Mouse, 09/02/2003: Twin powers activate into the form of an ice cube! Faster than a speeding fish! More powerful than a chain saw! Able to leap over huge holes in a plot. More fun than a barrel of monkeys! Jackie never ceases to amaze me with her super powers. Oh, and she’s a creative genius and a goddess of wit to boot! Søren, 09/01/2003: Jack Jack Jackie Jack Jack Shabbadoo. Roymeo, 08/15/2003: No man is an island. Jackie isn't a man, so she might be an island. And if she is, you better watch out for the carnivorous sock puppets, because they'll gum you to death with their soft, felt teeth! Llyra, 08/12/2003: Jackie is one of the very few people with whom I can entirely and completely be myself without reservation. Both of us suck at the e-mail communication, but that's ok because when we finally do see each other, it's easy to pick up right where we left off. My life is better because there's a Jackie in it, even one I don't see often. David, 07/29/2003: Jackie is the kindest, most tolerant human that has ever lived - Gahndi could learn a few things. She's funny, creative, intelligent and likes red. I am honored to call her friend. Joseph, 05/23/2003: Pinkie Pink Pink pink PINK!!!! Pink! Think Pink! Jakie is super-ultra-uber cool! I remember her painting the coolest whiskers at bunny jam, and she always makes me smile. PINK! Suzanne, 05/07/2003: She may be quiet sometimes, but watch out! Jackie's sensitive and sharp as a jaguar's claw - if you're stuck she's probably sussed the situation out. She's smart and has muy, muy excellent taste. She just might grace you with her friendship... if you're lucky. Take it as the compliment it is. Bex, 05/02/2003: jackie holds a special place in my heart... she survived the hell of the seasonal temporary corporate job with me upon my arrival in the wonderful SF. she was my friend before anyone else, not because i was introduced to her but because i met her and it was like magic! i love and cherish jackie and get all wound up everytime i get to see her. she's my super freak and i wanna keep her forever! Patrick, 04/29/2003: Jackity Jack is very nice. Except for that time we were arguing over Alan Moore vs. Neil Gaiman and she rolled up a Sandman #3 and shoved it up my ass. Okay... that never really happened... nor would it ever, because Jackity Jack is really nice, and would agree that that is a waste of a perfectly good comic book. Jackity Jack is really good at looking at other peoples problems objectively, and that makes her an excellent confidant. She is also good at giving people praise and pointing out their good qualities- something I wish I was good at, so I could write her a really kick ass testimonial. Anca, 04/20/2003: If you ever run into Jackie, and she's wearing overalls and asking if you want to be bunnified, don't turn her down. Trust me. Randy, 04/13/2003: When shopping for a Jackie, look for the following: The sense to stop, drop, and see what's really happening while everyone else just obeys the voice. Experience dealing with the pit of evil darkness. Ability to draw anyone as though they were a snuggly pooh-bear. Patented Gemini Genderfcuk. Julian, 03/30/2003: She's smarter then the seven scintillating scholars and cuter then the furriest of wombats. On occasion, she can see reality in it's purest form. Such vision saves lives and topples false kings. Her dreams are the most elaborate. Her wit, captivating and delightfully alarming. Her love is wonderful! It heals. I'm the luckiest boy ever.